Five Germans in an Audi arrive at the Italian border.
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>The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them : "Itsa illegala
>to putta 5 people in a Quattro!" "Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" asks
>the German driver. "Quattro means four!" replies the Italian official.
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>"Quattro iz just ze name of ze forking automobile" the Germans retort
>unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam paperz : Ze car is dezigned to carry 5
>people!"
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>"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.
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>"Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you
>are therefore breaking the law!"
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>The German replies angrily " You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over!
>Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!"
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>"Sorry" respondes the Italian, "He canta comea ... He'sa buzy with a
>two guys in a Fiat Uno."