A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them
at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the
men say the
following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses
come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together
again. I come gain and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You
foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In
this country .... we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex
lives. "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!
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ciao
Andy
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They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
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